Snuggling in bed with Daughter 2:
Daughter 2: Momma, I love you.
Me: I love you, too.
Daughter 2: I do not love your mustache.
Me: {covering my upper lip} I don't have a mustache.
Daughter 2: You have two hairs that are trying to be a mustache.
Me: Well, that's not a mustache.
Daughter 2: Well, whatever they are, I don't love them.
Me: I'll take care of it.
Daughter 2: But if you can't take care of it, I'm sure there's an infomercial on TV that will help you out!
