Me: Bubby, get up and shut my window.
The Dad: {snore}
Me: BUBBBBbbby... please go shut my window.
The Dad: Wha-?
Me: Please close my window. It's cold.
The Dad: No.
Me: No?
The Dad: No.
Me: C'mon. If you won't shut my window, why'd I even marry you?
The Dad: To keep you grounded, Princess.
I shut the window.
