Daughter 1: Momma, can you help me pick out a shirt?
Me: Yes.
Daughter 1: Thanks.
{a few minutes pass}
Daughter 1: Momma, I thought you were going to help me pick out a shirt!
Me: I will.
Daughter 1: When?
Me: Well, not right this very minute.
Daughter 1: When?
Me: Later.
Daughter 1: But, why not right now?
Me: Daughter 1, I am in the shower right now!
