I would pick up a cute blouse, and he'd wrinkle his nose. He would show me a fancy top, and I'd roll my eyes. This went on and on and on. We even involved other shoppers. One lady actually walked up to me and whispered in covert-spy form, "The white looks good. Go with the white."
I eventually had eight different combinations in my hand and headed to the dressing room. I would emerge from the stall and whistle for The Dad to look up from his game of Words With Friends. He'd give me a nod if it met with his approval, a shoulder shrug if he wasn't convinced or a eye brow furrowing if it was a no. After my fourth outfit, I emerged and hysterically asked where The Daughters were because it was Friday night at the mall, and we hadn't seen them in a few minutes (or many minutes, maybe an hour). They were trying on E-cup padded bras. It was all good.
After an eternity doing the one thing I really hate to do, we both agreed on an outfit. I was set. We went home and crashed.
Saturday night at the cast party, I referred to my hubby as "metro". My cast mates (and new friends) then told me about their hubbies and their eyeglasses addictions. I changed my term to "almost-metro."
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| This is actually when I spotted The Dad in the audience! From left, Misti Pryor, Jasmine Banks, Angie Albright and Me! Photo |
"Babe," he called as I shut the van door behind me, "You look beautiful." I wasn't even wearing my outfit. In fact, I was wearing a stained shirt and no make up. I didn't need an outfit to own the stage. I just needed the love of a good almost-metro man.
When it was my turn to read, I walked to the stage. I was blinded by the lights. I read my part. I paused for the laughter. Many times, I paused for the laughter. Then I walked off stage.
When the show came to an end, I again walked to the stage with the other Mothers, raised my hands with the other Mothers and took a bow. I looked out into the audience, and I saw my biggest supporter, my confidence-instiller, my best friend... the man who thinks I'm beautiful. And then I breathed easier knowing I had loving companionship in my almost-metro husband.
Tune in on Sunday to read my Listen To Your Mother piece!
