Daughter 2: When will I have to slide, Daddy?
The Dad: When you are running home and you're racing the ball and they are going to have to tag you, you must slide.
Daughter 2: And sliding shorts will help me slide?
The Dad: A little bit, yes.
Daughter 2: I'm a little bit nervous.
The Dad: We'll practice, but I'll bet you do just fine.
Daughter 2: Why do they make runners slide?
The Dad: It's just part of the league.
Daughter 2: Do you know all the rules of this league?
The Dad: Most of them, I think.
Daughter 2: Daddy, do you think I need a sliding bra?
The Dad: I have no clue.
Daughter 2: Why not?
The Dad: I know nothing about bras.
Daughter 2: Are they out of your league?
The Dad: Yes. Yes they are.
