Daughter 1: Excuse me.
{She exits to the bathroom and returns about five minutes later.}
The Dad: Everything come out alright?
Daughter 1: No. I just slapped my cheeks together.
Me: What?
Daughter 1: Daddy told me that farting is just my butt cheeks slapping together.
Me: {glancing at The Dad} That's ... Nice.
Daughter 1: Go ahead and blog this conversation, Momma. You have my permission.
