Daughter 2: My bra feels weird.
Me: Weird because you don't have a bra.
Daughter 2: My sissy gave me one of her old bras.
Me: Then I'll bet it feels weird because it's not your size.
Daughter 2: Size? What's size got to do with it? I got two boobs. A bra has two boob covers. As long as the two boobs are covered, it fits.
Hard to argue with logic like that...
