In my own bed on a weekend morning.
Me: (with my back to The Dad) Hey you...
{deep breathing}
Me: Wanna snuggle? Wanna cuddle? Wanna smoosh like those crazy kids on Jersey Shore?
{interrupted breathing, rustling of sheets}
Me: Dude. Are you leaving me hanging? This is the best sexy talk I can muster this early.
Daughter 2: (wrapping her arms around my waist from the back) What's sexy talk, Momma?
