Daughter 2 has had THE flu. She was lounging on the sick couch as I was frantically wiping down everything with bleach lest the rest of us get THE flu.
Daughter 2: Why are you cleaning, Momma? Is it poker night for Daddy?
Me: No. I just want to clean out the germs so the rest of us don't get sick.
Daughter 2: Well, the house looks really clean. I should get sick more often.
