Too damn early in the morning...
Daughter 2: Momma? Can I crawl in bed with you?
Me: {incoherent mumbling}
Daughter 2: {crawling anyway} Thanks, Momma. I am just not ready to get up yet and thought I'd sleep in a little bit longer with you and we could just snuggle together and sleep some more if you want to. If you don't want to, then I want to just lay in your bed and sleep some more because I'm just not ready to get up yet.
Me: Daughter 2?
Daughter 2: What, Momma?
Me: If you can't be S I L E N T, then you have to leave our bedroom.
Daughter 2: OK... Geez... Looks like someone's sleeping on the wrong side of the bed.
