Daughter 2: Momma, I think I want to find a job where I can dance.
Me: Really?
Daughter 2: Yeah. Not a forever job.
Me: What's a forever job?
Daughter 2: A job you have forever. I just want my dance job to be for a little bit. Like maybe when I'm in high school or college.
Me: What kind of dancing job will you get in high school or college?
Daughter 2: I don't know. Maybe a dancing job where the people just give me lots of money.
Note: She never said "pole" and I think with this child, I'm gonna have to adopt the philosophy of "whatever pays for college."