Daughter 1: What are you thinking about?
Me: I'm trying to collect my thoughts and write.
Daughter 1: You could write about my beautiful face.
Me: I do write about your beautiful face. And your silly antics. And your embarrassing moments.
Daughter 1: Why?
Me: Because they are funny and I think people need to read about them so they can laugh as well.
Daughter 1: Ain't nobody got time for that.
