Scene opens with me standing on the scale in the examining room of my gynocologist's office. I'm exhaling deeply, not wanting any extra air to weigh me down.
Nurse: Very cool. You've lost one pound since your visit a year ago.
Me: A pound. Great. Slow and steady wins the race, right?
Nurse: Yes. What are you doing to lose all this weight?
Me: All one pound? Well, I am dressing lighter ...
