Weekly Run Down

This is what a 6.8 incline looks like. At least to me.
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Monday, July 2 - Killing two birds with one stone, The Daughters and I went to the Baptist church to get our walk on today and then to SHOWER! The Daughters jumped on the elipticals and turned on Spongebob.  I hopped on the treadmill and began walking as I got my iPod set up.  Eventually, I was unable to walk because I couldn't even stand up.  In an effort to keep from falling right on my a$$, I grabbed the bars until I could figure out what was wrong with me and I unplugged my earbud, letting Def Leppard sing about "Pouring Some Sugar On Me".  I reached up to hit the emergency stop button and noticed that the incline was at 6.2, then 6.4, then 6.6, then 6.8.  Apparently there was a short and I wasn't having issues with gravity or grace.  Well, no issues that weren't entirely normal for me.  I hit the stop button and opted for the track instead. 

Tuesday, July 3 -  Back to the Family Life Center where I did two miles in 33 minutes. I also saw an older woman tell her husband (who was on the possessed treadmill) to watch her purse while she walked the track.  Then she set her purse down in front of him on the treadmill.  It shot out behind him and trippped him up.  He hollered out, "What the s#!+?"  Makes my Def Leppard episode not quite so bad.

Wednesday, July 4 - Happy Independence Day, America!  I stayed home all day and tried to stay awake after being up ALL. NIGHT. LONG. with a sick child.

Thursday, July 5 - Sick kid is better.  Momma is not.  I'm not sick, but DAYUM! I'm tired!  My intention was to go home after my afternoon meeting and then head to the Family Life Center to walk.  Instead, I went home and sat on the couch and tried not to drool.

Friday, July 6 - Did you know today was Friday?  I did not.  I thought it was Thursday.  Because I thought it was Thursday, I thought the Family Life Center was open until 9:00.  It's Friday, though.  They close at 1:00.  It was 9:00 when I realized it was not Thursday.  Welcome to my world, people!

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