Conversation of the week

I recently had the opportunity to have my hair and make up done by a show business stylist. She began my flatironing my stray flyaways:

Me: For the longest time, I didn't know how to flatiron my own hair.

 

Stylist: Oh?

 

Me: Yeah, I learned watching Jersey Shore.

 

Stylist: Ok.

 

Me: I didn't realize I could pull the flatiron down my hair.

 

Stylist: It's really not hard.  It's one of the easiest things anyone can do.

 

Me: Well, it's easy for you because you have two hands.

 

Stylist: Don't you have two hands?

 

You know what? I do have two hands.