Me: What are you doing??
Daughter 1: Well, Daughter 2 is in our bathroom going poop and it stinks.
Me: So?
Daughter 1: And someone didn't flush your toilet and it's gross.
Me: So?
Daughter 1: And the other one is too far away.
Me: What are you doing??!?!?!!
Daughter 1: Well, I really needed to pee. (Then, as she hops out) Thanks!
