Daughter 2: Momma, some kids in my class say Santa isn't real. They say it's your parents.
Me: {sweating in anxiety that this beautiful little innocence could soon be gone} What do you think?
Daughter 2: I think Santa's real.
Me: {heaving an audible sigh} I think so too.
Daughter 2: But some kids think he's a myth... kind of like George Washington.
Good thing she's cute...
