Daughter 1: Momma, are we having company?
Me: No.
Daughter 1: Then why are you cleaning the house?
Me: Because I think it needs to be done at least once every five years.
Daughter 1: Did you say months or years?
Me: Years.
Daughter 1: {chuckles} Good! Because every five months would be ridiculously too often!
She speaks the truth...
