Conversation of the week

At the pizza place on buffet night.  Daughter 2 comes from the bathroom sobbing.

Me:  Hey!  What's wrong, baby girl?

Daughter 2:  I hit my nose.

Me:  How in the world did that happen?

Daughter 2:  I forgot the door was closed, and I ran into it.

Me:  You forgot?

Daughter 2:  Momma!  I've been traumatized!  Now's not the time for questions!