Seriously, I'm clearly hanging out at the wrong family's
reunions.
The
truth is that there was so much hype leading up to my reading these books that
the actual “kinky f^@$ery”, as Christian and Ana call it, was just kind of blah
to me. Honestly, I was more taken aback by the fact that she could walk on any
given day since the story had the happy-yet-emo couple bumping uglies no less
than four times. I also wondered why in the world EL James (author) could write
such intimate details about their trysts in the elevator, (and the living room
and the closet and her office) but never mentioned that they “cleaned up.” Not
even a roll of tell-tale toilet paper was placed by their bed. Or in the
elevator. Or on the boat. Or in the car. Good grief, I hope they cleaned
up!
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