I bit the Big Apple

A nationally syndicated talk show contacted me about three weeks ago. They apparently had been following this blog and my Twitter and my Facebook. They liked what they read. They thought I was funny, and they wanted to feature me on their show about women who overshare their lives on the internet.  Weird, huh? Was I really an oversharer? I mean sure, I talk about bladder control and my cup size and my lack of razor-meeting-legs, but oversharing? OK. Fine. I see their point.


Within three days of their contacting me, I was on a plane bound for NYC. The Dad and The Daughters were not able to join me, so it was all about me. That almost never happens. I packed way too many clothes and 42 books. I just knew that I would lock myself in my hotel room and read because, ya know, what else was I going to do in The Big Apple?

Q: What else was I going to do in The Big Apple?
A: Umm... EVERYTHING!

The 24 hours I spent in the the city that never sleeps was nothing short of amaze-balls. Talk about peeing my pants! I know I've said this before, I but really could have used some Depends so that I could just pee my pants without leaving Broadway to find a toilet. Since I was scheduled to film in the afternoon, I basically had all day and all night to take in all the glory that is New York City.

I met a famous football player. I ate street food. I bought things from men on the streets who called me "Pretty Lady", and I turned circles in Times Square. Yes, I did. I turned circles in Times Square.

The weather was beautiful!
Wish you could have been there.

I knew that everyone would want to share in my trip, so my fantabulous editor (muah! XOXO) and my awesome publisher, Buzz Books USA, worked their tails off to get my very first ebook off the ground quickly so you could relive the trip with me.  I hope you enjoy it! I hope you leave me lots of good reviews! I hope you tell everyone you know about it! But mostly, I hope you get to take your own bite out of The Big Apple someday soon.

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