Cuddling with Daughter 1 on the couch. This almost NEVER happens anymore.
Me: WOW, honey, your legs are really smooth.
Daughter 1: Yeah. I meant to tell you this, but promise you won't get mad.
Me: Tell me and I promise to try not to get mad.
Daughter 1: I was just standing in the bathroom, and I picked up the razor, and it fell from my hand because it was slippery, and then it just slipped around my leg.
Me: (feeling the other leg) Both legs?
Daughter 1: It happened twice. I'm not a quick learner.
