Daughter 1: When your book comes out will you be famous?
Me: I hope so because the more famous I am the more people will hopefully buy my book.
Daughter 1: I hope you'll be famous too because I want you to sell a lot of books.
Me: Ahh ... Thanks!
Daughter 1: Well, maybe then you won't have to cook. No offense, but I am kinda getting tired of your cooking.
