In high school, I took German for two years. I can now ask to go to the bathroom, sorta. Wo ist der WC? Basically, I know how to asked where the water closet is. I could probably ask for a wiener schnitzel in a restaurant if they have picture menu. So, when The Daughters were old enough to go comatose in front of the TV, I was grateful that Dora was not a purple dinosaur. And, I learned my colors, my numbers, the word for stars and Ayúdame, which means "help" and I know that because on more than one occasion, my children have summoned the help of Spanish speakers in Hellmart.