Reading is worse than WebMD

I texted my friend Denise on my way home from Arkansas when I stopped to get gas. I had been listening to a book she recommended, Still Alice, and had diagnosed myself with early onset Alzheimer's Disease.

Reading Still Alice. I'm pretty sure I have early onset Alzheimer's Disease. I might as well be reading WebMD.

I got no response back from her. That was okay because I was going to see her the next day.

"Did you get my text?" I asked her when I saw her.

"Yes," she said she had, "But I don't know what it means."