Lost

Santa brought The Daughters a trampoline for Christmas. However, it turned out to be colder than ...  something that's cold. On Christmas Eve, when Santa was going to assemble it in the backyard (a safe and appropriate distance from the pool), he chickened out and opted to stay inside, sit in his recliner and eat bacon-wrapped smokies dipped in brown sugar. This seemed like a good enough plan to Santa ... until his wife asked him how The Daughters would know what they had. Good question, right?