Friday Flashback: When Susie Pee'd On A Prep

My best friend in high school was Susie. Susie was about six inches shorter than I was, thin and blonde. We couldn't have looked more different if we had tried. She was smart, but she always copied my homework... not always, just Biology. I thought she was cool because she had her own phone and phone line in her own room. She thought I was cool because I freely cussed.