In a moment of momma weakness, I agreed to take The Daughters to the local water park. It’s not that I don’t enjoy the water park, it’s that I don’t enjoy the other people who GO to the waterpark. There are kids there and they are peeing in the pools and splashing and I find myself channeling a 76-year-old man, shaking my fist at them, screaming, “You stop that splashing, right now!”
However, it was a glorious day and I decided that I would just plant my skirted butt