Jail Bait

Saturday, we attended a friend's birthday party.  There was cake!  There was ice cream!  There was a balloon guy who formed long and skinny balloons into things like space stations and flower gardens!  We all had a great time, but like all good things, it had to eventually had to end.  The birthday girl's momma distributed the goody bags to all the party-goers and that's when one of my greatest deceits came crashing down around me.