Daughter 1: You go ask her if we can go out to eat.
Daughter 2: No, you go ask her.
Daughter 1: Why me?
Daughter 2: Because you know more words.
Daughter 1: I do know more words.
Daughter 2: And you talk slower.
Daughter 1: What's slow have to do with it?
Daughter 2: She's old. You have to talk slow when you talk to Momma.
Daughter 1: Good point, sister. Good point.
