Daughter 1: In real life, I want to have just two kids: a boy and a girl.
Neighbor 5: I want to have a girl, a boy, a girl and then a boy.
Daughter 2: I'm not having in kids in real life!
Neighbor 5: Why not?
Daughter 2: 'Cause you have to have a shot once you're pregnant and, in real life, you have to PAY money when you have kids!
