Daughter 1: Ummmm... Is this rope waterproof?
Me: Waterproof?
Daughter 1: Yes, my friend and I need the rope in the pool.
Me: I don't think the rope belongs in the pool, honey. It's not safe.
Daughter 1: How else are we going to create a flotilla?
Me: First show me your wave.
{Daughter 1 rocks a queen-like wave}
Me: Very well. Carry on.
Me: Waterproof?
Daughter 1: Yes, my friend and I need the rope in the pool.
Me: I don't think the rope belongs in the pool, honey. It's not safe.
Daughter 1: How else are we going to create a flotilla?
Me: First show me your wave.
{Daughter 1 rocks a queen-like wave}
Me: Very well. Carry on.
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