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Showing posts with label Black Friday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Black Friday. Show all posts

November 28, 2013

Getting Lucky--It's Here!

You've been shopping all day long. You've scored great deals. You're ready to put up your feet up and relax, right? You've made a huge dent in your holiday shopping. So, sit back, relax, and buy one more thing: MY NEW BOOK!!



Getting Lucky is my sex book. Except that there's not really a lot of sex that goes on. Well, there was, I mean, is a lot of sex that happens, just not in the book. Trust me. I can't write about our actual sex life because, well, I just can't. But I can write about the antics and silliness and goofiness that goes along with trying to maintain some semblance of a sex life after becoming parents.

It's hard, yo. But, OMG, it's also fun. And funny. And that's totally what I wrote about.

This would be a great gift for yourself ... c'mon now, we deserve our share of the goods this holidays season just as much as anyone else on our nice lists, right?

You should buy one for your best girlfriend, your sister, your husband's ex-wife. Your mother, mother-in-law, your day care worker, your PTO president would all love this read. You could even buy one for your grandma, and she'd relate as well. Do not, however, buy this for my grandma. Do not.


November 23, 2012

Black Friday Bah Humbug

If you are reading this and it's before ten in the morning, you can bet your Black Friday hand mixers that I am still in bed sound asleep.

I used to do the Black Friday thing. I used to do it very well. I would get out of bed at 4:30 in the AM, snag my $3 coat and my $6 jeans, toss in some 50 cent towels (not endorsed by the rapper, by the way) and be back home in my own bed before the family even knew I was gone. Not this year, though.

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