Black Friday Bah Humbug

If you are reading this and it's before ten in the morning, you can bet your Black Friday hand mixers that I am still in bed sound asleep.

I used to do the Black Friday thing. I used to do it very well. I would get out of bed at 4:30 in the AM, snag my $3 coat and my $6 jeans, toss in some 50 cent towels (not endorsed by the rapper, by the way) and be back home in my own bed before the family even knew I was gone. Not this year, though.

Conversation of the week

Daughter 1 and I go to the same school. She's a student; I'm a teacher.

Daughter 1: Are you really going to wear your new boots to school?

Me: Yes, I am. Why?

Daughter 1: Just wondering. I guess it's OK, I don't see you during the day.

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